Pregnant stripper: “Carmelo had a shoot-first mentality”



Carmelo surprisingly takes it to the hole hard and gets an and-1


Stripper: “I don’t expect Carmelo to bring me a ring”


Carmelo f–ks around, gets some baby trouble


Carmelo’s baby expected to be out before next year’s playoffs


Kevin Garnett: “Babies love to eat Honey Nut Cheerios”


Pregnant stripper: “I hope the baby somehow looks like Kristaps Prozingis”


Phil Jackson congratulates Carmelo Anthony on adding a member to his “posse”


Carmelo-stripper fetus already developed enough to feel disappointment in the Knicks


Derrick Rose fractures penis while having sex with stripper

Also see … Carmelo Anthony officially asks Knicks to trade him back to Team USA

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